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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things. God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "That's Virginia , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things" Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..." God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington , DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there." !!!

Its been a long time since i posted anything. Some of you old timers may remember me posting about Kaleb Rancer, well he lost his fight this morning and went to be with the lord. Please pray for the family as his parents are both unempolyed and dont have the money to bury thier 7 year old son. This family needs Your help! We are collecting donations to help the Rancer family with funeral and medical expenses. Any donation, small or large, is appreciated, as this family is now struggling to make ends meet, bury thier beloved son, and provide stability to their young daughter. Donations for medical and funeral expenses (payable to Trish Rancer) may be sent to: Allen Tate Realtors Attn: Lisa Hollins 1814 Eastchester Drive High Point, NC 27265 life celebration for kaleb Rancer Kaleb Rancer touched everyone he met, and many that he never met.

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It just dont really matter, they are all a bunch of crooks and we are screwed. All we can do is try to take it like a man......................OOOOOOOOOOOOH, it hurts already

Mercy........

Home schooling is the answer !!!

Crazy ole Bat

You aint rite u ole Bat !

HELLO Hags Friends !! Hope everyone is well and doing great !!! Revolutionary air car runs on compressed air (check it out on youtube) just search or google "air car" BBC News is reporting that a French company has developed a pollution-free car which runs on compressed air. India's Tata Motors has the car under production and it may be on sale in Europe and India by the end of the year. The air car, also known as the Mini-CAT or City Cat, can be refueled in minutes from an air compressor at specially equipped gas stations and can go 200 km on a 1.5 euro fill-up -- roughly 125 miles for $3. The top speed will be almost 70 mph and the cost of the vehicle as low as $7000. The car features a fibreglass body and a revolutionary electrical system and is completely computer-controlled. It is powered by the expansion of compressed air, using no combustion at all, and the exhaust is entirely clean and cool enough for use in the internal air conditioning system. Tata Motors is known for its interest in innovation and has been selling compressed gas buses since 2000. It is currently working on producing the world's cheapest car, which will be almost 100% plastic and will sell in India for about $2500. Tata is also expanding into the world market. It acquired Korea's Daweoo in 2004 and is now the top bidder to purchase the originally British Jaguar and Land Rover lines from the United States' troubled Ford Motor Company. The following video is from BBC's BBC World, broadcast on January 04, 2008

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss Jill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL : ' The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems '. OPRAH: ' Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.' GEORGE W. BUSH: 'We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.' COLIN POWELL: 'Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...' ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: 'We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.' JOHN KERRY: 'Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.' NANCY GRACE: 'That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.' PAT BUCHANAN: 'To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.' MARTHA STEWART: 'No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.' DR SEUSS: 'Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.'& lt; /B> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: 'To die in the rain. Alone.' JERRY FALWELL: 'Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.' GRANDPA: ' In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.' BARBARA WALTERS: 'Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its li! fe long dream of crossi ng the road.' JOHN LENNON: 'Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.' ARISTOTLE: 'It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.' BILL GATES: 'I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ....... reboot.' ALBERT EINSTEIN: 'Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken .& lt; SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue"> ' BILL CLINTON: 'I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? ' AL GORE: 'I invented the chicken!' COLONEL SANDERS: 'Did I miss one?' DICK CHENEY: 'Where's my gun?' AL SHARPTON: 'Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.' Hillary Clinton: ' I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire.'

POLITICAL PACKAGING Dr.Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889. Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed' And THAT, is how it's done folks !